" i would like mornings better if it started late. "

- way to go garfield!

coode coooode.
okaye, that cool THAI guy.
im pretty much amused by the way they speak. hahah cool manxXx
hahaha da ye's his buddy buddy. how cool is that?
I WANT A THAI BUDDY TOOO
roar-a-moo
code wanted a basketball so da ye the big gor gor brought him to heartland mall to gether with weiqiang and then they sent him back to GB centre. NO, code isnt a gb girl. their hostel/camp. gablah. yeah yeah. ((:

taught drums today.
sigh, i wanna learn new drum stuff. think im pretty drained alr. sad i know.
OH and mr HUANG ZING is my chinese remedial teacher. LOL
honestly i did learn a thing or two about him.
yes yes pro-added. YAY.

the geog relief teacher is a witch.

SHALOM EVERYONE!
GREAYYT DAYEE TML!
<333! ((X

hello hello.

i ripped this off winston's blog.
im sorry, but this is too funny for me to resist.
im nice, i share good stuff with my friends. * claps with sheer excitement.

:D

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

32. Bring a water pistol with you.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"


thankyou winston!
hahhahaha
okaye enough of the greayyt dayyee thingy.
:P

went to visit lin-aay's mummy on friday night hahha had fun there right lin? D.O.A woohoo. we were this* close to a dead body. hahhaha okaye who knows maybe there aint a body in there at that time. oh wells. it was a great experience, pretty thrilling too hahhaa we couldnt find the babies but yeah, oh wells.

drill on friday was fun!
and i love saturdays. TOTALLY MAN.
gb/bb's enrollment's on 9 april. cool huh. ((:

church today was FABULOUS.
Hope to the world's : " i know it wont help but try la"
Hope to God is: " i know it will happen cause im his righteousness thru Jesus."

coolaye huh? woots.
blog on more later, for now it's homework.
roar.


and lin-aay i want you to know that the five of us will always be here for you yes! Hang on soldier! daddy God loves you, we too! MUACK! <3333

hello world!

i've been having great dayes lately.
haha reallaye. :D
my days in full euphoria!
AMEN and AMEN!

im feeling much better now hahahha
i know the previous entry was alil too emo ,
don't ask me about it.

im trusting the lord.
cause he loves me.
he knows me.
hahah

cause I'M THE DRUMMER, COUNCILLOR, BRIGADER, BABYGIRL THAT JESUS LOVES!
and because i will rejoice in hope of the Glory of God.
and.. troubles isnt really troubles when you are in the lord.
" even today, i declare to you that i can restore much. "- zech9-11,12
hahaha the promises and covenant mannxxxxx

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
amen and amen to that.
LOL.

go away world
this tears i can't hold.

the leaves are falling
this heart is failing.

these polariods are burning
those scenes in black and white.
(so as those memories we all can kill.)

but no im not tearing ;
im not tearing for you.

you're happy and i'm leaving .
and so be it , we'll all get it.

you won't know.
wait, you'll never know.

but im not about to hate nor leave a trace in this facade.

im not running away.
im facing it with pride and dignity.

but my shadow's crying those tears you cannot see.

my past.
my past , i shall not see.
i won't lick the sweets that was partaken.

I don't wanna know bout you no more.
i wanna know things bout me.
and how life used to be.
Back in the days where we used to run around
butt naked down the lane.
Days when we used to make houses out of matteress..
and castles out of thin air
.you forgot.

GO AWAY.with those things you said.
you never mean them anyway.

and all that i can recall of today was:

Left Left Left Right..!
Squad Behenti..
Mahju..
yes. drill's drilled into my head.
RRROOOAAAARRRRR!!

Yeap..night..tired liao..*poke your face..

(x

SUGARCULT HAS A NEW SONG!
okaye maybe im just slow. but, better slow then never.
i forgot what i wanted to post so yeah. LOL



i know i look funny in this pic
but MY HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD HERE.
ROAR. i miss my hair. it's gonna take a year to have it this long again.
sigh. oh wells. till then. LOVES.

give me a flusher.
i need to flush my brain clean of all those
poo-lish confusions.

hey, why?
what did i do?
roar, W-H-Y?

hahah Y-H-W H-W-Y
LOL okaye anyway i had fun today too!
heehee stayed back with lin-aay and tricia.
So funxxx teeheehee
okaye im smiling from ear to ear now.

played pranks on people with lin.
Mr gage got it too. hahhahah
Alexis has a mean butt smacking technique.
she hit my butt like thrice? hahah ouch mann ouch.

but still . teeheehheeeeeeeeee...
BUILD ME A BUTTERCUP BABY!
gahh. lol. i feel like last year again. hahahaWOOTS

i wouldn't say that today's the best day in the world.
things din't turn out the way i wanted it to be or at least i thought it would be.
Pretty much because my day dint start out right.
With Taxis refusing to take me, Mrs Li-an bawling out on me.
Worst still,It wasnt my fault. Joanne got it too. roar, shant say much.

Things of a higher note:
RUTH GOT FIRST IN THE B DIVISION GIRLS.:D
they say love gives you power.Well, she's a living prove.
She saw her boy and rann rannn rannnnnn with all her might.WOOTS.
LOVE'S GOT THE POWER.

well sad for rach, 11th.
missed the trophy by ONE STUPID spot.
roar.

anyhow, CONGRATS-GRATS people! :D
alright, goodbye till i've got more things to say.

OKAYE I'VE GOT MORE TO SAY. ((:
i wanna cut my hair short.Not because i wanna copy people but it's just that im sick of long hair. the chore of drying it and stuff and besides I WANT A NEW LOOK. ((:

I did a lil research and well take a look:

Mann i love their hair!
Paris hilton's hawt, she look so much better in short hair.

so well here's my decision. Length and back like the one on the right top and fringe like the one on the right bottom( long fringe)

YAY.3 cheers for that. xD


Oh mann, hair like xxx.

bye.

I'M very HUNGRY
roar, so be very very nice and send me some food.
cause im home alone and im getting quite sick of instant noodles and campbell soup.
and nope im not gonna call for any delivery cause it's wasting money and dont have time to go get food. I GUESS I'LL JUST DIE OF STARVATION.and then maybe when im dead you can wriggle a piece of pizza under my nose and resurract me, you can instantly be MY HERO.And then again maybe not. I guess i'll just...

skys of grey,
queens of blue .
war of heads,
scavanging worlds .
nobody's really winning, really.
in the midst of all this misunderstandings.
toofa, toofa, toofa toom.

hahaha i'm feeling rather amused at whats happening around me.
anyway this is so stewpid. :P
GOODNIGHT CYBERWORLD.

YUM, when was the last time i actually decently ate a good'o meal of breakfast -on a schoolday.Was it yesterday or the day before? hmm..as a matter of fact, never.
And im glad im having mine now. hahaha cereals in choc milk ((:

Missed school today, it's not that i wanna but i need to.
i've been having this terrible headache for the pass few days and today it was really really bad. i couldnt really think properly, everything was a mess. i couldnt figure out what time it was. i was just feeling all gibberish and like a retard.No, not the funny sense of retard.I know my dad doesnt like the idea of me missing school and lesson but you cant expect me to listen in class like this right.
For instance yesterday during class around the last few periods . i couldnt take it. i had to rest.I couldnt get anything into my head. i would rather spend one good full day to recover and never get it again. And then spend quality time in school.

Going for the macritche thingy was a bad choice too. the scorching sun affected my headache. i had it, though i dint say it out. I wanted to have fun and i needed to be there. School's fun too but im more into recovering than fun now haha.

oh wells.
i figured out that not all teachers can be trusted.haha They appear to be nice but actually they really arent they just wanna spread rumours bout you and yous.

SHE thinks that im with some guy. my senior stood up for me and said that im not those kind of girl who would get a bf now that im in the PB.
SHE replied:'why not? you see her brother? also like that what.'

why compare me with my bro. my bro and i are different people. we have different good and bad points. AND my brother tried hard to help, but did they accepted it? Nope. Pure Biasness.LOL and no i dont have a bf.it's Joan LEE not Joan GAN. see the diff. one's sec3 another's sec 2.roar. and mind you people im single.It's just that im badly intoxicated. hahahha and definately i dont pray that hard that he'll like me back. im just praying for my future. hahaha personal stuffies yeahh hahaha don't worry bout me yeah? hahah i know you care (;

i figured out too that sometimes when you've got bgr stuffs in your mind talking to your bestfriends isnt really enough.Well i know they have good intentions but yeah maybe it's better to listen to someone whom doesnt completely know your personality - you get to view things from a wider perspective.Thanks Jiawen for listening. she really gave me something to think about. Jasmine koh too. ((:
thanks you guys.

okaye, this have been really wordy and alil not me.
i need to get off the com before my headache gets worst.
i'll get better, AMEN.